Hey, we're named Eeeevil Enterprises, Inc., aren't we? That means we're the bad guys and we spend a lot of time twirling our moustaches and saying "Muuuhahahaha".
So, why are you wasting your time looking at this page? We freely admit that we steal, cheat and lie. We love murder and mayem. Given a chance, we'll pick your pocket and swipe spare change from Church collection plates. In short, we're nasty, backstabbing and immoral louts.
If you think our disclaimer is worth anything, you're an idiot. Bugger off and stop pestering us, otherwise it will mean a trip to Room 23 for you!